Nifty Facts

*He does not eat cold food {sandwiches are the only exception}*

*He does not chew gum*

*He must eat with a big fork and a big spoon*

*He is never without a toothpick*

*He will not eat cheese that has not been melted*

*He’s a DAMN yankee*

*He does not eat chicken legs*

*He’s allergic to all food and as a result sneezes after every meal*

*He will not change stinky diapers*

*Before drinking from a can he removes the pull tab and drops it in*

*He will not drink water unless it is an emergency*

*He only drinks diet drinks {even his beer is light}*

*He was once a lifeguard*

*He was once a basketball coach*

*He’s a Dallas Mavericks fan*

*His favorite college basketball team is the University of North Carolina*
*He does not ride roller coasters*
*His nose was broken by a softball*
*His tooth was broken by a baseball*
*Once, he and his brothers threw their sister in the dumpster {true story}*
*He lived in Sylvester, Georgia before moving to Swainsboro*
*He has a nickname for EVERYONE*
*There are only two types of snakes he doesn't like... "dead ones and live ones"*
*He uses cinnamon toothpaste*
*His favorite Looney Tunes character is Foghorn Leghorn*
*His guilty pleasure is eating peach rings*
He can make a mean pecan pie*